New is da fresh smell of da stunty-pigsies belly, da chopped 'ead of da icky 'umies an' severed limbz of da vain elfs.Killz is wot we do. We is da 'ardest an' meanest of dem all. An' our minds is as bad as our 'ands.
On is wot we is. We don't back away from deaf. We look it in da eye an' laugh 'cos deaf is funny an' not scary at all.
Da is da in da choppa. In da weapons we trust an' we scare da enemy wiv dem. 'cos we is da badest.
Blokk is da blocka. Wiv it I save meself from da evildoers. Da is not as nice an' friendly as we is.
New Killz On Da Blokk is da biggest, meanest an' badest motha 'eckers. An' we fear no evilz, 'cos we is da orcs an' such.
/Doh
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Well spoken, my dim-witted brother in arms.
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